Funny Whatsapp Status
If you want to jazz up your friend's dull mood, then nothing is better than sending a funny message or joke to him. And if you don’t know how to write a funny message, then check our collection. Funny text messages, Whatsapp messages, jokes or messages that can be shared on social media and that can refresh the mood. It reduces stress and cheers up the person.
- My teacher called my Parents and said 'I am outstanding’.
Parents tap my shoulder in proud and looked at me in surprise.
My teachers told my Parents, “You can always see your son standing outside the classroom.
- Teacher: Identify your child’s interest and allow them to grow in the same field. Every child has a unique talent.
My parents to Me: Son, what is the thing you love doing. You want to do it all the time, you can spend hours in that activity. Tell us your interest
Me to My Parents: I love watching videos on the mobile phone.
Me : I don’t know what has happened to my parents, they are in complete shock now.
- Whenever you are in trouble, call me. God is busy these days, so he has hired me as his helper.
- If you have a choice, propose a teacher to be your girlfriend. Because she will ask you to do everything five times, remember kisses, hugs...
- What if, had I been not your friend, when you say you mean the world to me. Don’t worry, I will not leave you alone.
- If you are unhappy with your present life, get married, you will badly miss those days, this is a guarantee.
- I miss my old friend who was fun-loving, night rover, drunker and lively. Now, he is no more. Now, he has become a houseman.
- When BOYS (being obnoxious youthful souls) become MEN (multitasking employee now good for nothing)
- According to wife’s their Men are good for nothing. According to husband’s their wife’s don’t do anything. Then the question is who affect the country’s GDP
- My friend has a sharp brain that nailed everything it reads. The issue is it stops responding when it encounters some difficult question.
Funny Messages For Whatsapp
We all read funny messages on Whatsapp and have experienced its hilariousness. Sending funny messages on Whatsapp is a cool way of making friend feel light after a hectic day. If you are searching some fresh funny messages for Whatsapp, then check our collection. We have a collection that you will fall in love with it.
- Instead of this message, I wanted to come physically to say goodnight, but Whatsapp refused to send me.
- It is bad to ask a girl her age. May I know which year you were born.
- The best time to tell your neighbours that you have a good music system is the late night.
- I didn’t become a millionaire overnight, I worked hard for it. Finding a rich girl and marrying her wasn’t easy at all.
- The definition of a good day for me, sleeping on the couch and watching TV. When my boss wishes Good Day, I did the same.
- The sex is like math, the bed is added, clothes are subtracted, legs are divided and then multiplication happens.
- The easiest way to hypnotize my friends. Beer party at 9 my home.
- A woman can live without water, food and even makeup, but could not live without her maid.
- I know about only one setting and that is, setting off my mobile phone.
- Only one thing has improved after I have got married. I am no more alone at home in the night.
Funny Messages for Friends
Some friend shares funny relation. They enjoy each other’s company as one of them keep throwing fresh jokes to make others in the group laugh hard. If you are the same joky friend, and miss your circle, then create a circle on Whatsapp and start sharing funny messages again. To help you more, we have prepared a collection of funny messages for friends, which you can use if you want or send your indigenous jokes in the group.
- Thank God I am beautiful, otherwise, we will have to pay the parlor bill of two persons.
- Husband: You always complain that people change with time, but see I have not
Wife: How
Husband: I was unemployed and I am unemployed even now
- I am a friend you will always be proud of. See, I never leave you guys at the dinner time.
- Boy to a girl: May I know your name, please
Girl: It’s an old trick, try something new
Boy: I have a diamond ring in my pocket
Girl: Oh, you should have told me this earlier, my name is Aditi, contact number 0000000000 and I live in...
- Friends in need are friends indeed. But you guys are always absent at the time of need, and available whenever there is a treat.
- I am lucky I have got a circle of like-minded people who all are jerks and enjoy life to the fullest.
- The new rule of friendship, the birthday boy will not give the birthday treat. He will take the treat and gift too.
- The true definition of a best friend? People in-front of whom you can fart and they will still laugh.
- The best therapy of life is that I have friends who as crazy as me and guys you to have such a friend.
- Best friends are those that stick with your life like a leach and keep sucking your blood.
Funny Text Messages for Her
Girls love humour, if you want to win your girl’s heart, add a touch of humour in your talks, keep sending her funny messages, surprise her in a fun way and she will be all urs. For this, you can take help from our collection funny text messages for her. Our collection is the latest and unique.
- You are my girlfriend and I’m your boyfriend. I am your Gene and you are my Aladin.
- You are my Angel but don’t tell this to anyone. It might create problems for my other Angles.
- I know one of your secrets. If you want me to not share it with anyone, promise me you will kiss me five times daily.
- Come over the terrace, the moon is waiting to see a lovely couple together though miles apart.
- Love is blind but the people aren’t. Don’t push me to kiss you in public all the time.
- A boy and a girl can never be good friends. I completely agree with this and thus I have started calling you my Girlfriend from our very first meet.
- Hey sweety, you know what, your face resembles a lot with my would-be girlfriend.
- You and I make a perfect pair, I have seen this in my dreams. And my dreams are always true.
- I hope you had a good sleep after seeing me in the evening.
- Can I have your friend’s contact number in case you reject my proposal than I can propose her?
