Funny Messages for Her

Bringing a smile on a friend’s face or making her cheer is one of the best things a friend can do for another friend. If you want to do the same, then send funny messages to your friend using our funny messages for her collection. We have fantastic, hilarious messages to share on Whatsapp, Facebook, as a text message.

• Hey my lovely, bubbly, cute, adorable love. I like you the most in pajamas.

• Me to my Girl Friend: Get ready in 5 hours, we will go for a movie Girl Friend to me: Shut up I don’t take that much time After five hours, I call her and she said, will be done in five minutes.
• People say, true love happens only once in life. But trust me, you are my 7th girlfriend and I love you the same way I love my first girlfriend.
• What is the most irritating habit of girls. They want to discuss everything after you are done in bed.
• Me to my friend: Is there anything that can shut a girl’s mouth
My friend to me: Tell her you have got. She will do only one thing for days. Apply face-pack.
• You are the perfect combination of cuteness and beauty. Wonder why God forgot to give you some intelligence too.
• I really want to come to your home and talk to your Father regarding us but I’m scared of Dogs. Please lock your Brother inside.
• Whenever I think of You and Me on the roof holding hand in hand under the moon, the bad breath comes in between. Plz brush your teeth daily baby.
• Brushing your teeth after dinner is good for two things. First your teeth will be healthy, second you can kiss without fear.
• Whenever I need an expert advice I talk to me.

Latest Funny SMS

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• I was not getting a fresh and funny sms that I could forward you. So, I came personally, coz nothing is funnier than me.
• I have girlfriend from different nations, because they are only in the imagination.
• I am very smart but have not proud over it. You can ask me to do anything, I will do that, except cleaning, cooking, shopping, studying.
• I dreamt of a girl having sexy figure, long hairs, fair color, but then I open my eyes and faced the reality. There is nothing called a surprise.
• A man went in a chemist shop to buy depression tablet. The shopkeeper asked for the prescription. Man has no prescription, he showed marriage certificate. Nothing else was required.
• In only two conditions people can find a man happy at home. Either the wife is new or she is not at home.
• An impressive good night wish from a handsome boy to an average looking girl. Good Night keep smiling!!!!
• I don’t know what has happened to my Husband from the time we have got married, He don’t say ‘I love you’
• I am a loyal lover, I am faithful to all my girlfriends.
• Girls are so beautiful that I can’t stick to just one for all my life. Some has beautiful hair, some has beautiful eyes…

Girls love humor, if you want to win your girl’s heart, add a touch of humor in your talks, keep sending her funny messages, surprise her in a fun ways and she will be urs. For this, you can take help from our collection funny text messages for her. Our collection is latest and unique.